It was just a piece of grass, but I didn't expect it to be taken home by humans. Alas, the life of an immortal is too boring, why not go with the flow and keep a human as a pet?
This is a sweet pet story developed in both directions
The cute rabbit heroine who has become a semen × the naughty but gentle rabbit hero
Goudan'er picked up a stupid rabbit. He originally wanted to keep it as a pet and then eat it.
Goudan: "I'm going to eat you!"
Rabbit: "What is this person talking about??? Please speak rabbit language. I refuse to communicate if I don't understand the language."
Later...
He also wanted to eat the rabbit,
It's just that eating this is not eating that.
Goudan: "I want to eat you."
Rabbit: "Black man's question mark??? We promised to have fun and have fun, but why do you always want to eat me? I'm so old and have a debt, but we don't want to date."
Goudan looked at the sky speechlessly: ... Rabbit is too innocent, what can I do? Of course I choose to teach in person.
Rabbit's inner OS: QAQ, I thought it was miserable enough to remain alive and be treated as a monster by my companions, but I didn't expect that something even worse would happen next. After being caught and taken down the mountain, I would have to worry about being eaten all the time.
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The strange boy who picked me up speaks a strange language and does strange things.
Fragment one:
The autumn air is crisp and there is no one at home. The rabbit is lying leisurely on Goudan's bed, picking at its feet and chewing a piece of green vegetables. It was such a nice day. The rabbit stretched out and began to compose a poem at random: "Goudan, Goudan has a pretty face. I caught a sesame seed for you to see. You can't eat it or look at it. It's not as good as my cabbage!"
"Huh? Who is talking bad about me?" A playful voice suddenly came from the door. Rabbit froze: Oops! The sperm was discovered!
Food Guide
1. When you become a Buddha, your fate will change and you will not abandon your writing. Posts will be published at 12 o'clock in the evening. Any update prompts at other times are just bugs.
2. Try the rabbit monologue first person + God's perspective description, plot direction.
3. If it is shown that a certain chapter was updated at 2 a. M., It is necessary to compete for the ranking and can be ignored.
4. There are two other unpublished articles: the Republic of China fantasy "Nightmare Kingdom [Ancient Republic of China]" and the modern fantasy "Professional Life Changer".