Li Xiao, a "successful person" who escaped the "glass flight" incident in China but could not escape the Cuban air crash. He considers himself to be envious and envious of everything except being single. He smiled bitterly in his heart: The ancients said, "You can escape the first day of junior high school, but you can't escape the fifteenth year." I am not deceiving you. A strong sense of suffocation forced his whole body into boundless darkness. Li Xiao opened his eyes: the walls were white, there was a crib beside the bed, and a TV hung on the wall at the end of the bed. This didn't look like a hospital. Li Xiao turned his body and suddenly found that his standard A4 waist was missing. What happened to the life preservers on his belly? Li Xiao picked up the iPhone 6 beside the bed and turned on the camera. Who is this man with a triple chin and a face full of freckles...