"Brother, I really like you, why did you cheat on me..."
"Hmph, you think I really like you. If it weren't for you, how could this family be destroyed? Tears, I really hate you, don't you think so, Wu?"
"That's right, Li, but to be honest, you are quite good-looking. You might as well stay and become a minor official, O HO HO HO HO..."
"No, brother, no, no, no..."