It Must Be That Your Posture in Solving the Case Is Wrong.

Copywriting of this article: Copywriting (1): This is the story of a single guy who has been single for ten thousand years and wanted to have sex with the police. Instead, he was "kneeled and licked" by the police, begging to solve the case... Copywriting (2): Yan Ji is a monster, an old monster who has lived for more than ten thousand years and has never had a successful relationship! ! ! The first time, she fell in love with a suave chivalrous man, and then broke his legs in a martial arts competition; the second time, she fell in love with a scholar, and then threw a hydrangea ball and smashed his head; the third time, she fell in love with a general, and then his sleeves were cut off before the general started... The eighteenth time, she fell in love with a policeman, and then... Lu Qingzhu, what the hell? Wasn't your brain blinded by the hydrangeas? Go away, I'm only dating Shiba now! Pavilion Master: Xiao Shiba, do you want to date me? Team Qi: ..... I can't afford it, I can't afford it! I'm going to solve the case! All the monsters and ghosts in the pavilion: Pavilion Master, think twice, kidney failure is a must, no! Lu Qingzhu: Help me up, I can do it! Also known as "Your posture in solving the case must be wrong" Intention: