A ten thousand-year-old old monster with fried hair who sneaks into the world and wants to eat people × a cowardly and good young man who is patriotic and progressive and insists on implementing materialism unswervingly
Shen Ruici, 18 years old, is a patriotic and motivated young man.
Until I met Xiqi.
The first time I met Xiqi, he was wearing a small mandarin jacket and small sunglasses. He looked like a scalper and asked the police: "Friend, the monster needs to be killed, a good monster that has been around for nine thousand years!"
Shen Ruici: "Oh my god, what a sexy operation!"
The second time I met Xiqi, he had the body of a beast, a tiger head, big wings, and he could spit fire from his mouth.
Shen Ruici was dumbfounded: "My day, there are so many cool ones!"
The third time I looked at Xiqi, he hugged his thigh tightly and waited to be fed until he died.
Shen Ruici: "..."
Shen Ruici found out much later.
The Association for the Management of Monsters in the Human World has long stipulated that in order to prevent monsters from hurting people, monsters raised by non-Taoist priests are not allowed to stay in the human world.
Shen Ruici: "Why do I hate it so much!"
Small Theater
part1:
Shen Ruici: "Master, master, how did I get here?"
Shen Changsheng: "Picked it from the trash can."
Shen Ruici: "???"
Shen Ruici was picked up by Shen Changsheng.
I heard that it was a snowy night. Shen Changsheng looked at the beautiful snow scene and went out to throw away the garbage and relax.
At that time, he had just practiced a set of sword techniques. During the heavy snowfall, he saw an old man holding two bags of garbage in the posture of holding a sword. He raised his hands and feet, and his breath was flowing - let's go!
When two bags of garbage were smashed into the trash can in two perfect parabolas, a loud baby cry could be heard from inside.
Shen Changsheng was shocked and dug into the trash can with his big eyes wide open.
While digging, I was thinking that I hadn't thrown away the baby. The next second, a shivering baby came out of it.
Prat2：
Shen Ruici: "Why were you arrested at the police station in the first place?"
Xiqi: "It's a monster."
Shen Ruici: "???"
Xiqi: "At the beginning I said to this policeman - Friend, the monster is about to be defeated, the nine thousand year old good monster, and then I came in."
Shen Ruici: "..."
Reading guide:
Under normal circumstances, it is updated daily, and the update time is in the early morning, and occasionally it is updated every other day.
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