Middle-earth wizards can ride horses
Charlotte: I can too
A wizard in Middle-earth can lift a sword
Charlotte: This is very simple
The wizards of Middle-earth can ride horses and sweep across the battlefield with swords.
Charlotte: Please don't embarrass a crispy wizard from the HP world, thank you! !
The wizards of Middle-earth are minor gods
Charlotte:…………………………
ps: I was short of food and made it myself. I just wanted to read the story of a crispy wizard struggling to survive in Middle-earth, but I couldn't find it.