Literary version:
Abby: Although my shoulders are not as generous as the captain's, I can still lean on you.
Abby: If you feel uncomfortable, just tell me. I have a tight mouth.
Abby: Yes, yes, those tears of yours are not tears of sadness, they are the pain from my beating.
Abby: So, do we want to be together?
Funny version:
Tony: You touched my vagina and you still want to run away?
Abby: What the hell is touching? Even then, it was just touching, and it was still being grabbed and touched by someone.
Tony: I don't care, you have to be responsible
Abby: Haha, so many women have touched and used it, why don't you go to them to take responsibility?
Tony: It's them, and I gave it to you the first time, so you have to be responsible for me for the rest of your life.
Fu Lian: Tsk, tsk, tsk... Greasy