The No. 1 Scholar Is Going Home to Sell Cooking Cakes

Please collect the next book "The King of Comedy". The spring breeze is proud of the horse's hooves, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an along the way. How glorious is it? However, Zhong Qiwu, the new champion, tore up his red robe and said that he would return to his hometown to inherit his ancestral business and sell cooking cakes. Because Zhong Qiwu read the book and knew that the emperor was not a human being, but a monster-fighting monster who liked to eat people. The book said: When he got up in the morning, the emperor was so hungry that he grabbed the imperial concubine who had just slept with him last night and swallowed it in several mouthfuls. He wiped the blood from his mouth and ordered: The imperial concubine is dead. PS: Shuangjie, monsters don't eat people, this is a misunderstanding. Please collect the upcoming "The King of Comedy" next time. In the late period of social fear, Lu Xiaobao faced a choice between life and death as soon as he entered the book - either make the audience laugh, or die. Lu Xiaobao looked at the other trainees who were singing and dancing, gritted his teeth, lay down, and started a group of sit-ups. In the finals, the most tough-guy actor in the industry made his variety show debut. Lu Xiaobao issued an invitation: "Teacher, the program I am performing is a dance. Can you come on stage to help play a pole?" Later he discovered that the tough guy actor was really a steel pipe at night.