There was a national master in the Ru'a family. He was a kind-hearted person, he practiced Buddhism, but he had a bit of evil spirit.
There is an ancient temple outside the far city of Shiguo. There is a demon in the temple. Everyone says he is cute, but his life is not very good. He is born with the luck of sweeping leaves under the bodhi tree and reciting Buddhist inscriptions.
One day when this demon officially became a disciple of the Buddha, the national master suddenly jumped out and said that he was better than the demon and begged the Buddha to choose him.
Demon:? ? ?
National Preceptor: I am the National Preceptor of a country.
Demon: I am the ancient spirit Buddha demon.
Imperial Master: I have a beautiful voice and a sweet voice.
Demon: I am very cute.
Imperial Preceptor: I have great abilities and good work.
Demon: I...? ? ?
The Buddha threw the national master and the demon into the human world for testing.
(Guo Shi Gong x Xiao Yao Shou)
You won't be fooled, and you won't be fooled in this life!
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