When Yang Yuan was Yang Yuan,
Lancelot: You are a lewd devil, a messenger of the devil, a murderous black mage! You brought disaster and plague to the Simena continent. You slaughtered the Holy Knights of the Holy Religion and used the souls of innocent people to make magic weapons. I want to completely purify you!
Yang Yuan: I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have abused your body casually. I apologize.
When Yang Yuan was Fan Luosi,
Lancelot: Oh, my holy Vanroth! You have the most flawless soul, the purest divine power, and the kindest heart in the world. You saved the world and you saved me. You are the guide of my soul and I will always follow you.
Yang Yuan: Oh, no, thank you.
Yang Yuan's inner monologue: I didn't mean to deceive you, but you can only survive by dressing up as a woman, ORZ. . .
This is the story of two straight men who got together by mistake and spread their opinions to the whole world.
The most powerful inquisitor in history - Holy Knight + Straight Man of Steel
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PS: There is a surprise in the second chapter of this article! Please enter with caution! What?
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Interstellar upgrade article, on the importance of family planning:
"My Billions of Sons" - Xu Zhazha
After Xu Chu traveled through time, he found that he had become a monster.
He was like a giant piece of shit that had just been pooped out, with no limbs, just a torso, warm and soft—and, yes, a cloaca.
When he felt the desire to shit for the first time and after he pooped out a big poop, he was so hungry that he wanted to eat shit.
However - shit is actually alive!
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The only advantage of having so many "sons" is probably that he finally doesn't have to go hungry.
Although he can't move, his sons are filial! Hahaha!
However, when Xu Chu's sons were about to eat up the entire planet, he was confused - is it too late to start family planning now?
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When people discovered that a terrifying creature that spread extremely quickly appeared at the edge of the universe, all intelligent life became panicked.
This kind of terrifying monster that can reproduce indefinitely cannot even be killed by interstellar proton cannons, nor can it be poisoned by any highly toxic substances - they can even eat energy and the most toxic substances! They are simply malignant tumors in the universe. If we don't find a way to reduce their number, the entire universe will be eaten by them!
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Xu Chu: I don't want to give birth at all, but people have three urgent needs—the desire to poop can't be suppressed! ! !
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Ancient sexual transmutation stories: A story about a straight man who transformed into a woman, married a young man, and became the mistress of the house.
"I'm Not a Mistress (Male to Female)" - Xu Zhazha
Intention: