My master, Jiang Chengzi, was a little hooligan who was often chased two miles away and beaten.
My senior brother Bodhisattva is quite an old coward who is often chased and scolded by the waiter in the store.
I am the unlucky guy who knows how to clean up the mess two miles away.
God knows why a master swordsman who is proud of his skills and a top scholar who knows astronomy and geography would help the villain and become the thugs of the little hooligans who dominate Xiyuanjiu...
God knows.