A naughty guy in front of others, a top student with a penis and buttocks stabbed in front of others, VS a cold and abstinent person in front of others, a venomous tongue, gangster spirit, and a psychotic actor in front of others.
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Small theater part1:
One day, the actor's prop gun accidentally slipped from his pocket and fell to the ground.
Lin Lang was shocked (like he was possessed by Conan): I have long thought it was abnormal for you to be sitting in a mansion, a luxury car, a black card at a young age, and to often stay at home and play games!
Movie King: ... Fake (pick it up)
Lin Wei: Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is acquiescence! Don't worry, boss, I'm very tight-lipped!
Movie King: ...(Huh?? What does tight mean?)
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Small theater part2:
Lin Lang (talking to WeChat): I'm going to watch Channel A! I saw someone at the Golden Donkey Awards Ceremony who looked very much like you! He's just a little bit more handsome than you.
A photo of the Golden Donkey Award was sent over WeChat: Are you talking about this person?
Lin Lang: Yes, yes, you saw it too?
Another photo was sent over WeChat, this time a selfie.
Lin Lang: Damn it! Did you even get a selfie of him?
There was silence for a while on WeChat: Actually, I...
Lin Lang: Wait a minute, I'm going to forward this photo to Moments and fool those fools into saying that's you! Tell them you are actually a famous actor! Hahaha! They will definitely believe it. Please cooperate with your comments.
On WeChat: ... Forget it, as long as you are happy
Lightning Protection Guide------
1. The actor's airborne system brings capital to join the group, and the initial nationality is 0
2. None