Title: This is an unscrupulous supernatural beauty article that is disguised as a supernatural horror article but is actually aimed at making irresponsible and embarrassing spoofs. Above.
Volume 1 "Fu Taishi" is being serialized...
Lazy copywriting version:
part1. Zhong Xiaotian holds a small piece of paper as white and light as a feather in his hand. On the small piece of paper are slender and beautiful Xiaowu printed characters in Song font. He showed the small piece of paper to Zhong Wudao: "Dad, our gas bill is in arrears."
Part2. Zhong Wudao held the talisman in his hand and muttered something: "Gods of heaven and earth, listen to me summoning souls. That female ghost, please show up quickly. Qingqing Zijin, linger in my heart. If talking about pork, fifteen pounds per pound..."
Jiang Guanli asked: "When did it increase by five yuan again?"
Zhong Wudao said: "I thought it was impossible for someone like you to know how much a pound of pork costs."
Part3. "Poof", the toilet seat was flipped over, and the water column shot up high and hit the ceiling directly.
Zhong Wudao got up, raised his head and murmured to himself: "Honey, come out and look at the fountain..."
"Spray on your mother! That's water from the toilet!"
Part 4. The female ghost became angry and angry: "Hurry up and hand over the other souls named Jiang! Otherwise, you will die beautifully!"
"Thank you so much. If I die as ugly as you, I might as well live."
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