Introduction:
A long time later, when Wang Ergou was eating the chicken roasted by Shang Xingyong, covering himself with the quilt bought by Shang Xingyong, leaning on Shang Xingyong's shoulder, thinking about life to the moon, he would always think of his own stupidity and ignorance, and then laugh three times.
Ha, you are laughing at my youth and frivolity.
Haha, laugh at me and harbor a hundred hatreds.
Hahaha, laugh at me for cheating on him.
Sigh three more times,
Alas, I am old and have no wife.
Alas, I lament that I am old and childless.
Alas, my butt hurts. ,
Can't Shang Xingyong, that bastard, give his chickens a day off? ? ?
Gong: From now on, I will no longer be Shang Xingyong with a blood feud, but just Wang Dazhu, a little scoundrel with two dogs. "
Shou: My name is Ergou, but I don't want to be a pug that wags its tail and sticks out its tongue. What I want to be is a wolfdog that bites human flesh and drinks human blood.
(Pretending to be stupid in the early stage and attacking viciously in the later stage)