My Corpse Is Unruly

She is a corpse that can move, with no heartbeat, no breathing, no pulse, and no body temperature. She spends every day thinking about how to preserve her vitality by embalming, hydrating, rejuvenating, and whitening her skin. She uses saunas and hot springs to activate blood circulation, drinks angelica, red dates and chicken soup to replenish energy, eats vegetables and fruits to replenish water, exercises daily to prevent osteoporosis, and uses her brain at all times to prevent rigid thinking. She is determined to be a good, healthy, environmentally friendly and pollution-free corpse. [Modern sweet and refreshing article] [Modern fictional background, technology is only slightly higher than modern times, the year is a cloud, and there are occasional pseudo-scientific settings. Column: ε=ε=ε=(~ ^ ▽ ^ )~ Intention: