I Put a Soul on the Sword

Abba traveled through time with the Onmyoji Soul Taming System. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ System: Make it clear, I am a soul control system, not a shikigami system. Even if you ask me for a shikigami, I can't get it. Abba: Without the shikigami, I have no use for using the soul! System: As a reward bound to the system, aren't you specially rewarded with ten blue talismans? You have ten, ten shikigami! Abba: The system is dead. Believe it or not, I will cry to you. Except for Auntie and Erhu, they are all breasts. How do you fight this? Breast each other to death? System: Don't you call yourself the European Emperor? Did you blame me for drawing the talisman yourself? Dad: To be fair, isn't it cool for me to be able to draw SSR ten times in a row? System: Oh, really Oh! The host of the shikigami system next door is not like you. Abba: ... Is there really a shikigami system? System: Yes, just like you were given ten blue talismans when you were bound to me, the Shikigami system will be unconditionally given ten sets of souls when bound to the host. Those ten sets of souls are provided by me. To be honest, I have never provided such a rubbish Yuhun, and that host is even worse than a non-Chief. Abba: ... Aren't the souls you gave us all six-star and full-level souls? ... Wait a minute, it means that the shikigami system will only give away a soul once, just like I have a soul but not a shikigami, so the unlucky guy will have a shikigami but not a soul, right? System: Why not? When binding, isn't there a big gift package that can be claimed by clicking on it? Abba: ... There are only ten shikigami to control the soul system, and there are only ten sets of shikigami to control the soul. Damn it, can't you combine it? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Demon Fox: Dad, I don't want to wear a fire spirit, give me a woman full of violent needles, I know you have one! Abba: Baby, Abba doesn't have a lighter. If you don't want to wear a fire spirit, how about I give you a fortune-telling set? Demon Fox: Dad, you are partial, I am your only output shikigami, you can't do this to me! Dad: This is really embarrassing, darling, who told you to only do two bursts every time╭(╯▽╰)╮ Demon Fox: ... QAQ Dad, am I just used to stoke fire in your heart? Isn't the butterfly an emergency vehicle? Wouldn't it be faster to bring her wealth back? Abba: You also know that Butterfly is an emergency vehicle. Naturally, we must first ensure her survival. With Mirror Princess, almost no one dares to attack her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ When I came back from a trip, the Yin Yang Residence had turned into a honmaru. The group of knives who had occupied their territory were going to drive me out? Abba: Did you make a mistake? This is my home. You came to my house to build a house without even saying hello. You live comfortably and you want to kick me out? Let me reiterate, this is my home, my yin and yang dormitory! Swordsmen: Want to move in? Okay, if you become a judge, you will be allowed in! Abba: Why do I need to be the judge of Lao Shizi when I go back to my home? Swordsmen: Oh, you can also choose to turn back, walk forward, and close the door from the outside. Abba: ... You guys are so cruel! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Abba: Are you about to go out? Short Sword: Please give me a speed control soul set from my father, I would be very grateful! Other knives: Damn it, the maneuverability of the dagger is already high enough, you still want to accelerate? Odachi: Dad, don't listen to the tanto, just give us the speed soul! Naginata: Dad, are you going to break the momentum? Tai Dao: Hahaha, we don't have high requirements, just full explosions and full damage. Da Dao: I despise the people upstairs. Wakizashi: I despise the people upstairs. Gun: I despise upstairs and up.