Copywriting 1:
Online dating? The kind where you cut your wrists after breaking up.
Zhen Xiao wanted to slit her wrists when she saw Ou Xuliang for the first time.
But she chose her boyfriend, and even if she knelt down and cried, she couldn't change the fact that her online boyfriend was a fat nerd.
Who told her she was a hardcore voice control!
Others are just boyfriends taking their girlfriends to eat, but when it comes to her, it becomes a girlfriend taking her boyfriend to lose weight.
Fortunately, fat people are all potential stocks, and they don't look ugly even if they lose weight.
Copywriting 2:
E-sports great Oh Pang had to leave the e-sports stage temporarily because he broke his hand.
A year later, Oh Fat opened a live broadcast to announce his comeback. Fans were surprised to find that Oh Fat had lost weight and turned into a lightning bolt, which was so bright that they were blinded!
The number of fans increased overnight, and men and women were clamoring to give birth to a baby for Oh Fatty.
During the interview after the first victory, the reporter asked about the reason for losing weight. Oh Pang said four words: because of love.
But not long after, fans discovered that Oh Fat seemed to have gained weight again.
Did they break up?
Who would have thought that late at night on Weibo, Oh Fatty posted a bowl of beef noodles with the caption: My wife said she has too many love rivals now and wants me to gain weight. It was she who asked me to lose weight, and it was she who asked me to gain weight again. Alas, a woman's heart is like a needle in the sea.
Warm reminder:
1. Online dating is risky, so be careful when investing;
2. Fat people are all potential stocks, but there are also fat people who are unreliable;
3. Is there no love in e-sports? This is all a lie!
About the update:
I have started to update recently, and I am slowly filling in the holes. It is recommended to keep fat and eat, and try to ensure daily updates. I am busy at work and it is not easy to code.
I wish you little cuties a happy reading, okay~
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