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Spring is here, and the good-for-nothing tiger demon Huang Xiaobao wants to have a cub to support him in his old age, so he launches the 999th Operation Decepticon on the big black tiger on the hill next door~
Dahei would rather die than obey, so he died.
Xiaobao's crying face: Dahei! No matter what you are reborn in, I will be your guardian beast to compensate you!
Dahei: Silly tiger! Don't stop me from destroying the world - ah! (Hang up again~)
After N lives.
A certain god had a sad face: Humph! I used to call him Xiao Hei Hei, but after I got it, I would just pretend to be a passerby... Hey, hey, hey, I'll punch you in the chest with a big fist!
Xiaobao: Move your hand away! Where do you want to go with this shamelessness? ! (Raising the paw is a life-threatening scratch from a fierce tiger)
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The cute and simple little-brained tiger spirit VS the arrogant and sinister world-destroying devil
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The companion piece "Taming the Demon" is in preparation, please give me advance notice!
The text of "Taming the Demon" is as follows:
In order to become the cool and handsome demon tamer in her dream, Li Yunyun, a middle school girl, excitedly carries a broken world bag to attract ghosts and monsters every day~
There were many obstacles on the road to pursuing her dream. She worked as a bait, worked odd jobs, collected ice eggs... Hey, what's going on! Why does this ice egg taste so sweet when licked? !
Could this be the legendary sugar-watered egg? !
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Li Yunyun looked puzzled: It's strange, why are all the monsters he has collected recently so well-behaved? (Hold the ice egg and take a lick)
Chen Xi opened his eyes and woke up: It's because God has inspired them, little fool~ (Pamper, Pamper)
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Inspiring and hot-blooded middle school girl VS the holy father and creation god who is very good at flirting
Three articles of the column have been completed, and the quality of Pipikeng is guaranteed! Welcome babies to the new pit~
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