As a gangster with high IQ, Ji Zheng'an died a miserable death. Not only did he meet a wild couple in the woods, he also saw a tortoise, and then he tripped over himself and bumped into the tortoise's shell.
When he opened his eyes again, he turned into a ghost and died in a foreign land. What was his obsession? Oh, he wanted to go home.
Then... He was picked up by a bastard, no, it was Ji Hyun.
The reason... He was so bloody that a turtle shell couldn't be washed away by knocking him, and he was forcibly bound by a contract. (Abduction)
It feels good to be raised by someone. The premise is, why is the road home so tragic? Why didn't you tell me at the beginning that Xuanwu's yin energy can attract so many ghosts? What, it's not because of Xuanwu, but because of Lao Tzu? ? ? I am a big meal? ? ? Hey, knitting!
One day Ji Hyun came home after shopping for groceries and saw Ji Zhengan quietly leaning on the stair rail, "What if I turn into a ghost?"
Ji Hyun calmly put down the dishes and walked down the stairs
"Become a prototype and fuck you"
"???"
Ji Hyun raised his glasses and said with a smile: "Didn't I tell you? I am a turtle and a snake. I also have two penises that a snake has. If you want, I can..."
"! No! I don't want to! I won't turn into a ghost even if I lose my soul!"
Ji Zhengan suddenly jumped down the stairs but was caught by Ji Xuan.
"I also imagined that you would turn into a little bastard and be held down by me."
"Oh, just think about it while you're crying in bed later. You always have to dream a little bit."
Ji Zhengan wanted to cry but had no tears.
This is a simple story about an old bastard from the north who (incorrectly) raised a little ghost from the south who wanted to go home (fakely).
Wearing glasses, gentle man with double jj, Xuanwu attack x high IQ (silly garbage), extremely lucky
Warmth and healing