This article is also known as "Kittens who don't want to go to school will be sucked hard!" , Cat and Dog Funny Battle~
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After destroying the last glass in the village, Wang Raorao passed the village meeting with unanimous votes, but was kicked out of the village by the village chief by the neck.
The village chief waved to him kindly: "Rao Rao, you are already 18, it's time to go to school. We have arranged the school for you. Let's come back after we get the diploma, right?"
Going to school?
After spitting out the cardboard in his mouth, Wang Raorao flicked his tail disdainfully.
It's impossible to go up!
There are so many ways to drop out of school. If he just scribbles a few papers at random, can he wait happily and be kicked back to his hometown by the school?
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At the end of the exam, class rankings will be issued.
Looking at the big "1" on the ranking, the little serval cat fell into deep thought.
... No, why are you playing me here?
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The mission is over, return to campus.
Shen Yi was in a good mood after "picking up" a cat on the road.
After finally returning to the dormitory, he held down the struggling limbs of the spotted kitten and was about to immerse himself in sucking hard——
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, boss, you are finally back!!"
Class F students burst into tears and burst into the door: "While you were away, there was a new guy who bullied us - ugh???"
Wang Raorao turned back into his human form and was about to kick him out in a frenzy: "..."
With quick eyesight and hands, Shen Yi quickly grasped the opponent's ankle but did not have time to block his classmate's sight: "..."
"You, you continue..."
Class F students closed the door sluggishly and returned to their dormitories in a daze.
"Start!" Wang Raorao narrowed his eyes and threatened, "Don't move your hands or feet!"
"That won't work. I can't let you run away with the cat I finally picked up."
"Otherwise," Shen Yi pondered and made a suggestion, "How about you change back again and let me take a few puffs?"
"... Get out!!!"
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Shameless pretending to be a pig and a lazy cat in the decathlon
==New preview of "The Only Loser in the Family"==
When he was five years old, An Xiaoyuan had a fierce quarrel with his classmates in the kindergarten class.
Classmate: "My dad is a rich second generation! He travels in luxury cars!"
An Xiaoyuan: "My dad is a magician! He can use magic and dragon riding!"
Classmate: "My mother is a big star! She is on TV every day!"
An Xiaoyuan: "My mother is a fairy! She can make pills to cure all diseases!"
Classmate: "... I, my brother is the school bully! Even elementary school students have to listen to him!"
An Xiaoyuan: "My brother is the emperor! He commands the world to respond!"
Classmate: "... I..."
An Xiaoyuan: "My sister is a heartthrob! There are three streets lined up with suitors!"
It's An Xiaoyuan again: "I've known that since I was little, I've been an unparalleled passer! I've fought against invincible opponents all over the world!"
It's An Xiaoyuan again: "Moreover, my watch is a genius, incomparably handsome, brave, and crazy. This is... In short, a super powerful system——"
No matter how you compare, you can't compare. The classmate is anxious: "Then what are you! What use are you!"
An Xiaoyuan was asked.
He lowered his head and looked at the phone watch of the little genius who was teaching him one-on-one quarrels.
"Yes, everything, then what am I?"
System:... Hiss.
System: ... That is to say, Bao, is there a possibility that you have no identity?
"Don't listen, it's a bad comment."
Preemptively pressing down on his watch to block out the system's ominous remarks, Shi Ye held An Xiaoyuan's face in his chubby hands.
"You are the sun."
Shi Ye nodded solemnly:
"It is our most important and most powerful baby!"
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System: ... Yes, yes, yes! That's right, that's it, just coax it like that! Host, you are on your way!
——Ten years later——
Anyuan, who recognizes the reality: Bah! What a sun baby!
He is neither a supermodel nor a planet, he is simply the only loser in the family!
Purpose: I am born with talents that will be useful
