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"The Heinous She [Quick Travel]"
After a trip to the Fox Fairy Temple, Zheng Shan decided to cheat.
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One day Zheng Shan posted a post on the forum, asking: "If you are on a blind date and have no love after marriage, what should you do if you fall in love at first sight?"
"The poster has a problem with his outlook!"
"The original poster posted SAO!"
"Master, I support you in pursuing true love! True love is invincible!"
"Owner, I encountered the same problem as you. My WeChat ID is XXXXXXX."
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"Picked out my eyeballs"——ID Zhou Su
Pre-collection of the new article "He is Sweetie", poke, poke, poke~~
PS: Not serious X fake seriousness.
One day, Chen's mother was sitting in the yard knitting and asked her son, "Does your son like Xiaohan?"
Eighteen-year-old Chen Yuxing pointed to the sky and swore, "No way, I will never look at a flat-chested Zhou Xiaohan for the rest of my fucking life!"
I felt it wasn't sincere enough, "I'm a dog if I like her!"
Mother Chen's smile was unfathomable.
Many years later.
Inside the bar at night.
Chen Yuxing looked at Zhou Xiaohan sitting on the bar in the distance drinking milk, lit a cigarette, and said with a melancholy look on his face, "Day 3650 of missing Xiao Long Bao."
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One day, Zhou Xiaohan received a WeChat message from Chen Yuxing, a picture of a pug.
Zhou Xiaohan: [ugly]
Chen Yuxing: [Then what kind do you like?
Zhou Xiaohan thought for a while and replied: [Shiba Inu]
Chen Yuxing: [Ah! What a coincidence, I am of this breed. Smiley face Smiley face Smiley face]
Zhou Xiaohan: [……]
PS: Not serious X fake seriousness.
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