Calm Down! My Wife Is a Man and I Am a Girl

Copywriting of this article I grew up in an isolated village. The village was full of men and there were no females at all. When I was 14 years old, my master told me that I had been poisoned. He threw a piece of white cloth over my breasts and told me to wrap them up so that no one could see me. He also said that I would detoxify once a month. Like other men, I have had a dream since I was a child, to marry a gentle and beautiful wife and have lovely children. So he and his friends quietly left the village and entered the world. I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the south of the Yangtze River, and even saved her as a hero. I was very confused as to why she didn't commit herself to me? I participated in her marriage competition and won the first prize even though everyone was not optimistic about her. I married her and entered the bridal chamber as I wished. However, why do people feel refreshed and refreshed after marrying a daughter-in-law, but why do they feel depressed and have a bulging belly after marrying a daughter-in-law? A good friend who was too late to attend my wedding beat his head and stamped his feet so hard that his intestines turned green. He used performance art to tell me how delicious it was. I didn't dare to blink: "Why is your body the same as my wife's?" It turns out that I am a woman! My master is my enemy, my wife is a man who was swapped, and my good brother is the husband I am betrothed to. I am messy in the wind—— ----------------------- Pre-receipt of the second article [Lazy girl lies flat and marries a noble husband [Seventy]] ID8064496 There is an old girl named Lin Rou in Fengyi Village. She is beautiful, has a fierce personality, is very lazy, and no one dares to marry her when she is 27 years old. My father pointed at me and scolded me: "This has brought shame to our family. You must either work in the fields or find a way to get married. I will no longer support you." Lin Rou, a senior otaku who had just come in with a delicate figure and a soft body, was dumbfounded: What? Want to farm? ? ? The first day she picked up the hoe, she smashed her own foot; the second day when she was planting rice seedlings, she was frightened by a big leech biting her leg; the third day, no, there was no third day, the third day she decided to get married... Lin Rou quickly set her sights on the target, Lu Ze, the lone evil star in the village. He was strong and a good farmer, with a flexible mind and a strong emphasis on love and justice. His first flaw was a cold and eccentric personality, and his second flaw was that he was afraid of his wife. He proposed three marriages, but the woman had an accident before they even got married... Lin Rou used all the flirting skills of knowledge to create various opportunities. When she herself felt that her acting skills were enough to win an Oscar for Best Actress, Lu Ze was still as cold as a stone and could not hold back the heat. Lin Rou was going to change her target: Gu Songbai, a single male teacher in the village. Lu Ze was confused as to why Lin Rou, who used to hang out in front of him every day, had disappeared these days. Sick? Falling in love again? After quietly investigating, I found that she was chatting and laughing with the male teacher in the village! Lu Ze was jealous: Get married, get married immediately. Just when Lin Rou was hesitating, Lu Ze's Bai Yueguang came and asked her to marry him. At this time, Lin Rou found herself in a book. Lu Ze in the book is an unjust male partner. He married Bai Yueguang, who was pregnant with another man's baby without knowing it. He died within two years of their marriage, leaving behind a rich fortune. Bai Yueguang took the property with his lover and his family of three to live a prosperous life. The tool man who duly contributed his wealth to Bai Yueguang. When Lin Rou saw Lu Ze's tragic ending, she couldn't bear it: I want Lu Ze. When the news of their marriage spread, the villagers were shocked and everyone predicted: With Lin Rou's aggressive and lazy personality, Lu Ze would have to leave her within a year. With the fate of Lu Zeke's wife, Lin Rou will be dead in less than a year. It's too long to dare to marry him! Unexpectedly, after marriage, the old girl Lin Rou was spoiled by Lu Ze and became even more lazy than before. Not only did the two of them not get divorced, but neither of them died, and their lives were prosperous. Intention: Continuous self-improvement