Blackened? Brian is talking to me about the "Seven Basic Laws of Slaves":
1. Tying the master to the bed and doing intimate things (rolling around) every day is naturally the responsibility and obligation that a slave should bear. This is irrefutable.
2. The master is the master of the slave → The master is the slave.
3. The most loyal slave can decide everything about his master, because he will never betray his master.
4. When the slave has done a task worthy of boasting, the master must satisfy the loyal slave with more than 5 minutes of kissing as a reward.
5. In order to best serve his master, a slave should know everything about his master. Therefore, the master should not have any privacy in front of the slave, otherwise the slave can "punish" the master.
6. The master is only allowed to have one slave, otherwise the jealous and crazy slave has the power to imprison the master.
7. When the above 6 conditions are met, the slave should do everything he can to please his master.
Yang Luo: Brian, come here.
Brian: Master, here I come. (Wagging tail)
Dora Meow: It doesn't seem very believable. _(:3∠)_
Changed my name again_(:3∠)_The name-changing maniac is here