Serial article: "The President's Daily Egg Hatching Day"
"The Daily Life of the CEO Hatching Eggs" by Se Qingmei A sudden disaster occurred, the CEO was struck by lightning and became pregnant
Mr. Lu is twenty-eight this year, and everyone praises him for his good character.
Without any precautions, the good old Mr. Lu was struck by lightning.
This is not the point. The point is that a pregnancy occurred from the sky. Mr. Lu was struck by lightning and became pregnant!
Forget it, you already have everything, just give birth to it.
Mr. Lu: Zai Zai, dad has no other wishes. I just ask that you don't look like your other dad.
After all, the thunderous face is really not suitable for the aesthetic trend of this era.
Three months later, Mr. Lu laid an egg.
Mr. Lu:? ? ?
Forget it, they're already born, let's just hatch them out.
Three months later, the egg broke.
Mr. Lu looked at the small one with a look of shock on his face: Could it be that the one that fucked me was a chicken?
Someone who was nibbling turf in the back garden with his chickens said: I am not a chicken.
Chicken: Dad, aren't we in the order Galliformes?
Someone:…
A gentle and good-looking guy is attacked by a coquettish guy who loses hair as soon as he opens the screen.
Copywriting of this article:
The pastry chef of Mijian Bureau accidentally knocked on the table and was inexplicably transported to the modern age. Not only did he have a super relative to fight with, but he also had a little brother to raise.
The stressed-out head of the family, He Ming, had to return to his old business of selling pastries in order to support his family.
Little did he know that this era is an era where entertainment is paramount, and he can get into the entertainment industry just by selling a pastry.
Director: Give me a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and I'll give you the second male lead role.
Screenwriter: Give me a piece of chestnut cake and I will write a script for you.
Agent: Give me a piece of glutinous rice cake and I'll give you half a day off.
Small theater one:
One day, the new movie of He Ming, who was playing a leading role for the first time, was finally going to be released, and the director asked him to promote his movie on Weibo. He Ming, who was worried that he could not afford the box office, racked his brains and posted the official Weibo of the movie with the following text: With the movie ticket, you can get a piece of cake from the donut. So, He Ming's movie exploded, with a box office of 5 billion in just one week!
Reporter: What do you want to say about your first film achieving such good results?
He Ming: I'm exhausted. I have to make cakes for at least half a year.
Warm reminder: This article is slow going. In the early stage, the protagonist is working hard to make a fortune by farming and trying to piss off his best relatives. Gong met his end in Chapter 10, but his official appearance will not be until Chapter 18. Don't worry, little angels. The prerequisite for spreading dog food is that you must first be able to buy dog food, right? By the way, for the sake of being cute, can you please click on the stupid author's column... It won't be a scam, after all, you signed a contract, right?
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