There is a naughty king in the post bar of a certain website. His painting style is unique and his naughty style is huge. People who eat melons keep watch at regular times every day to wait for the arrival of the king.
Someone secretly made a handbook for pretending to be a bitch, recording the famous sayings of the bitch——
1. Don't just be obsessed with my appearance. I just happen to cater to contemporary aesthetics, and fate plays tricks on people.
2. I saw a piece of red paper on the ground today. I picked it up and the housekeeper told me that it was money, so I am still washing my hands.
3. Being mixed-race, rich, and good-looking are not important. What is important is inner beauty.
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Passerby: [This style of painting 23333]
Passerby: [Are you pretending to be cool today?
Until one morning, a passerby posted: [The Bi Wang posted next door, do you dare to compare with Qian Zhao?
King Bi calmly replied: [What kind of thing is Qianzhao? He is not even worthy of carrying my shoes.
Passerby: [Melon seeds are sold in the front row, waiting for the horse!
Passerby: [... It's over to force the king.
Passerby: [Forcing the king to take care]
Passerby: [Let me laugh first to respect 2333, the King of Bi is indeed the King of Bi, what kind of thing is the son of the richest man?]
...
Feng Qi, who the passers-by called him, was sitting in front of the computer holding a bowl of instant noodles and crying.
What kind of broken system, can he not do it?
System: [No]
Feng Qi: Knock your sister! ! !
☆True King x Fake King
☆The main recipient must be HE
☆Hilarious style, fictional and has nothing to do with the real world
☆Thanks to Wanli Qionghua for the cover (yes, that's me)
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