He Po's Bridegroom

He Po's diary: My name is Shi Huasi, and I am a Hepo, a female Hebo. When my predecessor, He Bo, was transferred, he told me that this job is very promising. The bride will wear a red wedding dress, sit on a bamboo raft, carry big rocks, and sink to the bottom of the river to find you. Every few years, someone would send a little wife, so don't be too nice. My husband is probably right. I couldn't get married before I became an immortal. It's not because I'm ugly. I was too busy cultivating to become an immortal and couldn't care about it. Anyway, it's a pity. So when I heard this, I was very happy and came to take office. But who would have thought that he is a big liar. Not to mention two in three years, I have been guarding this broken river for more than a hundred years, and there is not a single one. One! Indivual! All! Without! Have! Conception: