Programmers have three good things: more money, less talk, and early death. In order to realize my beautiful wish of "finding Cheng (dai) Xu (qian) Yuan (xun) as my boyfriend" as soon as possible, I have been hanging on my life and working very hard.
Some people say that programmers don't understand romance?
"Object-oriented and oriented to you, if you live up to your code, you will live up to you."
Programmer has no time to spend with his girlfriend?
Looking at everything on the bright side, he doesn't have time to spend with other women.
... What, you said it is impossible for a programmer to have a girlfriend? ? ?
What if I said he has a handsome face! ?
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Short story, updated as the occasion demands. Setting: Original painting girl x program Dai.
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