Alas, I don't know whether to feel lucky or to lament my misfortune.
Isn't it just that I went to Zhouzhuang for a walk, and when I woke up, I became the emperor's concubine.
The strangest thing is that I don't even know what dynasty this is! ! !
No matter how bad my history is, I still know the names of Chinese dynasties spanning five thousand years.
Someone tell me where I am now! !
Forget it, since you can't go back, just be my little concubine.
No need to worry about food or clothing, it is still very comfortable.
Who can tell me why it is so difficult to be a rice insect? !
People don't compete for favor or love, as long as they have three meals a day,
But it provoked so many "demons"!
If you have nothing to do, this concubine or that concubine will come to my poor little house to "visit"
Accidentally, the high-ranking Queen also came to me to "set up a relationship"
Why am I doing this!
It's true that a child without a father and a mother has no one to love him!
Huh, this is all the fault of that damn emperor husband!
I must teach him a lesson!
Okay, I admit, my immunity to handsome guys is still not high enough.
If a handsome guy makes a mistake, he is destined to be tolerated.
Pity me, this unwanted child,
It's hard to suffer every day!
As a woman of the new era, I will not back down.
My motto is: I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will pay back tenfold!