"Dear, this is the Suiyue Taobao store, and I'm Xiaonan, the customer service staff."
"Dear, how can I help you?"
"Isn't the little book you're selling a fake?"
Yang Zhinan rolled his eyes and quickly wrote: "Dear, don't worry, the little human books in our store are all authentic products from the 1960s and cannot be fake."
"Hello, are all the antiques in your store real?"
"Dear, of course it's real. If you don't believe it, you should buy one and let the Zhuan family identify it for you." Yang Zhinan rolled his eyes and replied, is there any need to fake it? Now that I am breaking the four olds, I don't know how many of these things I need to get back when I go shopping.
One night.
"Daughter-in-law, it's been a long time since we had sex!"
Yang Zhinan took out an airplane cup, threw it to his man, and said: "Go away, go away, I don't have time to greet you."
The man took a look at the airplane cup and said, "Daughter-in-law, what is this?"
"Don't you want to have sex? You can do it yourself."
Reading guide:
Xiaobaiwen
No logic
No IQ
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