Online games + ancient style circle (singing circle)
The Internet expert squatted at home: (expressionless) "Hello." Yo, is this a cosplayer? He looks pretty handsome, right? (Rubbing hands)
Socialite Alien: (Smiles charmingly and gracefully) "Nice to meet you." What the hell are you pulling!
The gangster squatted at home: (expressionless) "Yeah." Wo Cao is really handsome. He wants to hook up with and keep him!
Fussy germaphobe alien: (maintains smile) "Haha." Haha (rolls eyes)
Gay is angry and squats at home: (expressionless) "Come and sit at my house?" Come and have sex at my house? (Eager to try)
Straight Man Wrong Alien: (Polite) "No, thank you. See you next time." If I want to say one more word to this paralyzed man, I will, I will
No ice cream all day long! Sizhai Steamed Goose Heart!
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Alien: I'm being hunted and I'm leaving now.
Squatting at home: Yeah. (Starts to pack luggage)
Alien: Are you following me too?
Squatting at home: If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. It's up to you and me.
Alien: (Ignore the front and back but you can still hear it) This... Is not embarrassing, right? (Pack your luggage quickly)
Squatting at home: ... Oh, I won't go then. Goodbye, have a good journey.
Alien: ...(Where are your Earthling routines?!)
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It's not science fiction, it's just silly and sweet daily life...
The character is set as an alien because...
Lasting? (Beat ×