Lolicon versus heartthrob
Seeking death and being attacked by the enemy's evildoer
"Wen Qinghan... Don't be angry..." A certain suicidal fellow pulled the corner of the top student's clothes pitifully.
"Tell me, where did you go wrong?"
"I... I should find someone to hook up with the cute little girl when you're not around!"
"... Very good, I will ask for leave for you tomorrow morning."
Three seconds of silence for the little Shou Shou.