"This is a peach cake that wants to eat walnut cake. This is a walnut cake wrapped with peach cake..." "Ouch. Isn't it just two broken pastries? No matter what, they were eaten by someone... Ugh! Ahem!! Help... Water!" Su Huatao choked after swallowing three pastries in one mouthful, causing the article to almost end during the copywriting process.
Gao Taohe is a common man who lives a fulfilling life every day.
But he will also have troubles, such as a row of darts on the door every day, a decisive letter nailed on the door, strange people pounce on him from time to time, squatting on his roof while he sleeps and chatting...
Even because he looked too ordinary, a man who broke into his house trespassed and accused him of being a thief.
How is it possible? If I were a thief, I would first have to be able to run, as fast as a thief Lada. But I won't run. To be precise, I can't run with Qinggong. My Qinggong is only for jumping three feet high to lift roof tiles from a house, not for running.
Secondly, better thieves would be able to disguise themselves. As for me, I know absolutely nothing about this kind of skillful work with hands.
Numb. Why don't I know anything?
Su Huatao is a person who worships force. Isn't that what the strong man is talking about?
It's a pity that his brother is already the number one person in the court. He was already lonely in this place where people praised him for walking around.
So, he set his sights on the arena. The beauty of its name is: My brother's court, my Jianghu, the world belongs to my family.
I heard that the best in the world seems to live here? Someone came to ask for advice and immediately became a monk? So magical? I want it too.
But is this ordinary-looking man who splits mountains with the palm of his hand, sometimes changes into the weather and overcomes tribulations, and doesn't take the emperor seriously and beats him at will, is he really just the best in the world? Are you sure it's not a deity descending to earth to survive a tribulation?
#Today's Taohua Cake is also afraid of being "shared" by Hetao Cake#
After a brief contact and getting to know Gao Taohe... This peach blossom cake became strange.
Ah - he is so handsome today that I can't close my legs! (Gao Taohe, who just woke up, said: Pervert, get out of my room) He looked at me! Shishashaha... Suck it~
Taohuasu wants to eat the walnut cake. However, the "walnut" cake itself is made of "walnut".
You don't think that's funny in itself, do you?
No, this is just a cheesy joke.
Purpose: To understand and stay away from weirdos from psychological and multiple perspectives