Su Mo is dead.
Su Mo is alive again.
Living with her is her iPad.
Su Mo:???
IPad: Master, don't worry, I will do my best to protect you. By the way, we are so familiar, do you want to fall in love?
Su Mo:... Ha?!
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Main God: Voider No. 071, Has prepared a novice prop extraction for you... After the extraction is completed, you will get a B-level prop - Planet Septan* Fire Source (Incomplete), from "Transformers".
Lord God: Activatable substance detected... Activation completed.
Lord God: You have obtained a B-level prop - a mechanical life form.
Su Mo looked up the main god's records and patted the phone on his waist without expression.
IPad: My dear, you really hurt people's hearts (?_?)
Su Mo: (●—●) Man and machine have different paths.
IPad: But I know all the postures you like...
Su Mo: (●—●) In the BL comics.
IPad: I also know all the pretty little skirt anime peripheral lo-suit fanfic models in your shopping cart——
Su Mo: (?_?) Shut up.
IPad: So, dear, just let me hug you for a while! (((*°▽°*)(*°▽°*)))?
——Someone come and take this iPad away!!!