Fragment 1: Yi Yan: "Dad, look, why is it standing up? It's also swollen." He pointed at something of his own, with a very dazed and confused expression.
Yi Zhou: "You rub it and it'll be fine, just like daddy usually rubs your arms. Just rub it more and it'll be fine."
Yi Yan: "Why does it get bigger the more you rub it?"
Yi Zhou: "That's because you didn't rub it too much. Just rub it more and it'll be fine!"
Yi Yan took Yi Zhou's hand and put it on something, and said pitifully: "Dad, please help me, I don't seem to be rubbing it the right way."
Yizhou: "..." Rub it yourself!
Fragment 2: Yizhou looked up to the sky and shouted: "You evil beast, what are you doing? I am your father, your biological father!"
Yi Yan: "Am I not testing?" A personal test.
Yizhou: "What to test?"
Yi Yan: "To test how a dragon gives birth to a snake, you can show it to me by the way."
Yizhou: "..." I am a male! !
Author: This is a novice article. I didn't want to write it as a novice article, but it really became a novice article.