Chu Jinyu: The most uncontrollable thing in the world is life and death, the least understandable is the human heart, and the least hurtable are feelings...
Song Chi: What is the most painful thing?
Chu Jinyu: ... A man's waist and kidneys are too much to bear.
Song Chi: My dear, for the sake of public affairs, let's continue.
Chu Jinyu: Oh, men are more interested in enjoying the process of creating him or her than children!
Song Chi: Don't be angry, husband. I will satisfy you, husband.
Chu Jinyu:... Get out!
In short, it is the story of a great god in the eyes of everyone, who travels through time and becomes a brother, and the lover who follows him, seeks wealth and murder (one saves lives and heals the wounded, the other makes money to support the family).
A certain master: My little brother has wonderful words and important points, every word is exquisite, and it is thought-provoking. I wonder what the teacher has taught me?
Jinyu: ... I'm just a doctor.
A certain master: Then... What teaching do you believe in?
Jinyu:... Go back to sleep?
Someone (affectionately): Come home with me.
Jin Yu: It's not easy to deal with having parents above and younger siblings below.
Someone: I'm going to make garlic pork ribs, honey-glazed barbecue, spicy hot pot, cumin beef, Dongpo elbow, boiled fish, pepper and salt shrimp.
Jin Yu (eyes gleaming and swallowing saliva): If possible, it would be better to have some pot-baked pork.
This article is also known as "Rebirth as a Brother", "Husband and Wife Traveling in Another World", "Living and Working in Peace and Contentment in Time Travel", and "Dr. Chu's Happy Life in Another World". This article is given to my friends, wishing them a happy and smooth life without any regrets.
Warm reminder:
1. The body and mind are unique, the warm and pampering cookies.
2. Ordinary people live an ordinary life without ups and downs or climaxes. It is only slow and lengthy, with a long flow of water. There are no best relatives with deep hatreds, and there are no absolute bad guys with heinous crimes.
3. Double penetration. In modern times, the relationship between aggression and acceptance is a relationship between lovers, and children will be born in the later period. The writing is limited, random fabrication, and logic is dead. Everything serves the plot. It cannot withstand scrutiny and testing. Please pat it with warm oil. The stupid author will not be replenished. No need for ginseng and rooster. We are all good young and civilized people. Harmony is beautiful.
4. Guaranteed cheating, no matter how much, you will be there at 8:30 every morning. The rest of the time will be for editing. In special circumstances, I will ask for leave in advance.
My advance receipt:
"The beauty industry master laughs at you for pretending to be awesome" The highly self-regarded, critical and rigorous CEO Gong & the man who wants to please himself, the arrogant and poisonous tongue master suffers
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