"My heroine is beautiful, smart, scheming, and has a halo. You don't understand. This is a routine, not perfect. Who comes to see my heroine? How do I defeat those princesses and ladies, and how do I snatch the male protagonist away from them?"
"Well, that's pretty good, so you must have time-traveled into the heroine's body, right?"
"Yeah, almost."
"Almost?"
"Well, I am the fourth female character whose family is ruined by the heroine in the middle of the novel..."
"Well..."