Bai Zhan: My name is Bai Zhan, and I am short-sighted.
Qin Lan: My name is Qin Lan, and I am a third-year intern dog.
Zu Shi: My name is Zu Shi, and I... Came to heaven.
Bai Zhan: Even if I travel through time, it won't change my identity as a straight man. Thank you.
Qin Lan: Even traveling through time cannot change my identity as a straight man. Thank you.
Ancestor's poem: Danmei Saigao.