"Daddy, candied haws!"
"Boss, a bunch of candied haws on a stick."
"Daddy, sweet-scented osmanthus cake!"
"Boss, a pack of sweet-scented osmanthus cake."
"Daddy, braised elbow!"
"Miaomiao, can you eat your elbows at home? Your belly is bulging..."
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What? The tree has no intention? Is it embarrassing to eat from a tree? Forget it, trees don't have hearts, and it's not that trees don't have mouths. Even if I don't have a mouth, it won't stop me from being a cultivator and eating and drinking everywhere.
What? Is it unreasonable for me to randomly identify Mr. Zhan, the most handsome man in Kaifeng Mansion, as my father and keep asking him to pay my bills? Don't you know that cannibals have short mouths? Don't you know that he was forced to be my father after he ate my food?
You really don't know? You can't blame me, who told you not to read the text...
This is the story of an old poplar tree that has lived for nearly ten thousand years and pretends to be young in Kaifeng Mansion...
Intention: Eat, drink and have fun
Reader comments
God... My head was bitten... Hahahaha, what an interesting lady
God... My head was bitten... Hahahaha, what an interesting lady