Gintoki: "Hello everyone! This is a Gintama fanfic~ I am the protagonist Gintoki."
Shinpachi: "Gin-san, uh... The protagonist is not you."
Gintoki: "Oh... Eh——!!? What the hell is this!? Fanfics without Gin-san will definitely not be popular! Hachi, call me the author quickly!!"
Shinpachi: "It's too late, Gin-san. The author has already run away."
Gintoki: "What kind of ghost author is this——!!!"
Ruoyan: "Hello everyone! I am Ruoyan~"
Gintoki: "Who are you?!? There is no character like you in Gintama, right?"
Ruoyan: "I am a character created by the author, and I am a very awesome character. The heroine is me, and the hero (seems to be) Xu."
Gintoki: "Why Kyon!? It seems that I am more popular than him. I should be the leading actor, right!?"
Ruoyan: "Because the author loves him so much."
Gintoki: "What——!!?"