Hit Me If You Dare!

Easy and hilarious, high speed 180 mph! ! ! After getting married, Tang Xi only had one thing to do every day, which was how to successfully divorce Gu Xijin. ，："！" ， Tang Xi wiped her mouth angrily, picked up the remote control and changed Gu Xijin's favorite sports channel, and looked at him proudly: "Hit me if you dare!" Gu Xijin looked at her quietly for a while, then got up and went to the bedroom. In the middle of the night, Tang Xijin sang in Gu Xijin's ear while he was asleep. The sound was comparable to the eighteen bends on a mountain road. Gu Xijin was woken up and couldn't bear it anymore. He turned around and hugged the woman into his arms. The woman still looked provocative and said, "Punch me if you dare." Gu Xijin smiled sinisterly and weirdly, turned over and pressed the woman under him, "Well, I'll beat you up now!" Key point demining: A single tax that is so unfriendly to women cannot last long and must be abolished eventually! ! ! *This article is purely the work of the author YY, please do not substitute it into reality* ===================== Pre-received articles: 1. "My Girl is 1.58" The cute short female protagonist vs. The long-legged male protagonist who can pick up the heroine and kiss her in a fancy way Lingyun and Ning Xuhan have been dating for a while, but apart from holding hands, they have never even kissed. I have some small expectations in my heart. Finally one day she mustered up the courage, stood up on tiptoes, wrapped her arms around the boy's neck, and raised her head... What's more, there was a 30cm height difference between the two of them, and she couldn't even reach the boy's chin. The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Just when Lingyun was feeling ashamed, Ning Xuhan suddenly grabbed her armpits and put her directly on the parallel bars. When she was stunned, the boy's kisses were overwhelming. Hmm... 2. The heroine vixen in "His Little Goblin" There are two sentences that You Mei hates the most, one is "your fox tail is leaking out" and the other is "look at her little vixen!" Because there is always a feeling of being exposed. More than one person told Zhou Pei, "Your wife is a vixen!" Zhou Pei looked at his graceful, slender and charming wife, and smiled a little, "Of course my wife is a vixen!" Until one day, his wife's tail swept across his face... 3. "The heroine in Mr. Su's hard drive" Tang Feining met a pervert on the first day she moved, video, liquor, fruit man, not that kind of movie. What is the male protagonist of av? At two o'clock in the morning, she called the police. Su Yan had a hangover all night. He had already changed into a yellow jacket and woke up in the detention center. He complained in a daze: "My brothers sent me a hotel and they didn't ask me to choose a private room!" The police uncle slapped him hard on the head and scolded him sternly: "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be stern." … Later, Tang Feining was surrounded by a man on the sofa. The man kissed her from her forehead down to her sweet lips. The man's eyes were red and he said in a dumb voice: Don't you think I'm filming? I will demonstrate it to you personally today. He turned on the video recorder and set it aside. Tang Feining got into trouble and became the heroine on his hard drive from then on. Conception: