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※ This article is also called "Wu Nian" hahahahaha, I'm just kidding, because I'm still thinking about it before I finish it. [Copywriting version one] Li Ersan is a magic stick. In this profession, he has unique advantages, which are manifested in the following: he has no father or mother, was raised by a Taoist priest, and is weak and blind due to illness. However, such a talented youngster embarked on a rebellious path in adolescence - he became interested in science. Spirit? It's just a substance. Read? It's just a force. Reincarnation? It's just a natural cycle. But after all, life has to go on. In the physical world, there is still objective existence of firewood, rice, oil and salt, and every breath is clearly marked with a price. No matter how hard he strives to be a progressive young man with materialistic ideas, Li Ersan, who has no merit and is still squishy, ​​has to go astray. So the people who asked for help discovered that the master they invited seemed to have a wrong style of painting—— In the deserted mountain village, there is a steady stream of weird "empress" statues that "give birth" to mud fetuses, which is the source of all curses. Li Ersan: (picking up the hammer) Just smash it. ("Empress Slope") Is the ghastly "Paper Manor" a true charity of "suffering on behalf of others", or a fake charity of "exchanging lives for lives"? Li Ersan: (Lighting a fire) Just burn it. ("Paper Man Village") Is a recurring wedding robbery a lingering thought of the newlyweds, or is it an obstacle that no one can overcome? Li Ersan: Just set up a formation... Like this. Is there any model of Ultraman Godzilla? Place an S, then place a B. ("Ghost Marriage") Everyone:...? There are currently other memes: "The Last Shift", "Open the Coffin", "Witch", "Millennium", "Snake Transformation", "Yam Luo"... But the actual topic selection, title and content are mainly based on the main text. [Copywriting version two] God is the one with the deepest obsession. "A Nian". He didn't even have a name, he was just Xie Wuwang's puppet, a stand-in, and a "container" containing half of "His" soul. His existence is just a concrete manifestation of Xie Wuwang's obsession with "him". However, Xie Wuwang didn't know that he couldn't become "him" when he lived with the same memory day and night three years ago, let alone hate "him". ——Do you think you are seeing "Him" through me? No, what you are looking at is this "me" that is as chaotic as you. ——You think I want to be "him"? No. - I want "Him" to be mine. But when they actually met, he regretted it. -I won't give it back to you. ——I will not let "Him" come back. Blind·Sick·Slightly Irregular·Materialism(?)·God·Stick·Suffering × Chaos, half-crazy, dedicated, the whole world can only see receiving and attacking Note: △ The attack is A Nian! There will be a big evil triangle in the process, and the main plot direction and ending will not be reversed. △ The body will get better and better (but not particularly well, after all, XP is here), and the eyes will recover. △ Very center-oriented, with the main plot, the attack comes late, the emotional progression is slow, and there are few emotional scenes. △ It is not expected to be particularly long, and the main line is clear. △ The author is obsessive-compulsive and narcissistic. He will often review what he has written and revise the article frequently. He will try his best to control himself, but if the reading experience is not good, he will kneel down and apologize in advance. Purpose: to break feudal superstition (?)