Hit My Wife, Don't Hit Me

Tao Zhichu beat up a pervert and drunkard, the kind who wanted to kill him, and he always slapped him in the face. Then I woke up and turned into that man... Wan Chengyi was beaten when he was preparing to pick up girls. Then I woke up and turned into that woman... This is really a shame. The most terrible thing is that in the end, he rushed to live with her. On the umpteenth day of living together, Wan Chengyi couldn't help it anymore and said with a twist: "I think there is something we need to implement." One day when he met a bad guy, Wan Cheng pushed Tao Zhichou to the front and said, "Brother, hit my wife, don't hit me." The new article "Strategy Targets Are Not Humans" has been updated, please accept it, okay? An unexpected car accident brought about an even more surprising system. Legend has it that other people's systems lead the owner to conquer Gao Fushuai or hook up with Bai Fumei. Her system is a bit strange: There is a disabled dog next to the trash can in the back alley. You pick it up. OK, maybe giving charity will be seen by your future husband. There is a stray cat in the grass next to the stop sign... OK There is a starving bird on the tree in front of the community... OK There is a fish in a shallow bay in East Lake... OK There's a rat in the ditch behind the house... WHAT? Shi Hanxiao: I even saved the mouse, where is my prince? Chen Jianan: Fortunately, every time I turned into something strange, the person I met was her. A happy-go-lucky happy-go-lucky clerk x a gentle and sensitive otaku cartoonist Please bookmark the following document. "Modern Heavenly Palace" (modern text) If a person dies unjustly, he will turn into a lonely soul and wander the world. If you want to reincarnate, you have to find a scapegoat and bring it to Po Meng in exchange for a bowl of Po Meng soup. It has been a few hundred years since Hua Yue died, the candles turned into light bulbs, the pavilions turned into buildings, the ghosts around her came and went, and came and went, but she just couldn't find a scapegoat. One day later, I don't know where the luck came from, and I finally picked up a scapegoat that no one else wanted, but Po Meng refused to recognize it and refused to let her reincarnate... Feng Zige was willing to admit defeat and live a life in the human world, but she was killed by a ghost less than halfway through the experience. It just so happened that he lacked a kid to change his clothes... Small theater: Hanayue: Look there's a Erha there. Feng Zige: That's Erlang Shen's barking dog. Hanayue: But its essence is just a Erha. Feng Zige: ...(I don't want to talk to ghosts, let alone stupid ghosts.) Received documents: "Take an Ancient Man to Be Your Husband" A New Story of Peach Blossom Spring. (No time travel, modern text) "Moon in the River" The monkey fishes for the moon in vain. (Ancient text) Recommended articles by gay friends: Author name: Big-headed frog frog "Don't mess with her" Intention: