Also known as "I Really Can't Tell Fortunes [Entertainment Circle]" and "The King of Hell, the Actor, Pampers the Dark Little White Rabbit."
Shi Xiao is a little unlucky boy who has always encountered various crises since he was a child——
I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck; I always get hit by cars when I go out; the gas always leaks at home...
Entered the entertainment industry——
The wire always breaks; there are always real bullets in the gun; the explosive point is always at his feet...
The whole world wants to kill him, but Shi just laughs! Yes! No! Think! Die!
Get lost, King of Hell!
But the person who said he would protect him for the rest of his life actually drove him to a dead end for a mere role.
Ding dong! Congratulations on your successful resurrection!
Ding dong! The King of Hell has requested to add your WeChat account. Do you agree?
Shi Xiao nodded in agreement with a confused look on his face.
King of Hell: I heard you want me to get out?
Shi Xiao:... Help, help!
**Scumbag: Shi Xiaotu, I was wrong, please forgive me.
The King of Hell flipped through the book of life and death: XX has a bad conscience and will be deducted twenty years from his life.
Scumbag: ... Who is this? You must be sick.
King of Hell: Deduct two hundred years.
Soon after——
A: The beast that ruined my family is really dead. You calculated it very accurately.
B: My grandfather really survived 84. He is in good health. Thank you so much!
C: Master Shi, I heard that you are an accurate fortune teller. Can you tell me fortunes for me?
Shi Xiao:... I really can't tell fortunes_(:з∠)_
After a long time——
The actor squinted his eyes: ears.
The ferocious King of Hell had a gentle face and obediently rubbed the ears of his black-bellied little white rabbit.
Affectionate and protective short-acting actor shows off his wife and is a madman, King of Hell Gong
PS: 1. The entertainment circle's counterattack & fake fortune telling slap Su Shuang in the face. Hilarious article.
2. Feelings are real, furry, and think that they are human beings, holy mothers, and little white rabbits. In the early stage of the character, the real white rabbit is true, and in the later stage, the false character is the white rabbit, and the real white rabbit is evil.
3. There is a reason for the disaster-stricken constitution, and every time you die unexpectedly, you will lose your memory, true or false.
4. Daily update, time is 11pm. If something happens, I will ask for leave above the copywriting.
5. Logic may be eaten by Su Shuang and let him go. Please don't be too serious! Love you!
[Copywriting of the inner monologue version of the King of Hell]
Shi Xiao lost his memory again?
My little rabbit is fine everywhere, but he will have to fall in love again after a while.
It's so annoying!
There is no need to worry about marriage being the grave!
You won't encounter the legendary seven-year itch at all!
Is there any character I haven't fucked yet? Domineering president? A cold male god? Tsundere school girl?
Try it next time hahaha! I'm really looking forward to it!
I finished my old article "The President Pets a Little Monster [Entertainment Circle]": The snack foodie Meng Tapir, who feeds on nightmares, goes to great lengths to fill his stomach. Mr. Ao: I have a room full of nightmares!
I finished my old article "Wife-Protecting Mad Dog [Entertainment Circle]": The path of being the pet owner of Roaring Sky Dog (not Erlang Shen).
Intention: No matter how unlucky people are, they will have their own special luck.