Cry for Me

Copywriting There are some very strange folk customs. It is sad when a person dies, but if the deceased is over a certain age, it must be said to be a joyful funeral. If the music and beatings are not finished, the villagers will be invited to eat running water mats. Xiao Gao plays the role that specializes in playing music. In other words, funeral is also an industry. He is a cog in this industry and is responsible for dancing on graves. The lonely ghost who came from nowhere had no one to support him, so in the "long" years, he finally became insane. Hmm... I don't know if the word "insane" can be used to describe the ghost. He (or should I say "it"?) Firmly believed that the person who died for him was his wife, so he took a look at Xiao Gao, who was playing the suona in the crowd. Xiao Gao: There are so many people around me, don't just catch me. Ghost: Tsk, the old man next to you is trembling and can't hold the cane firmly. How could he be my wife in my prime? And that person who is eating melon seeds and playing games at the same time, how can he be so unsympathetic when people are dead! Xiao Gao: She didn't even recognize the dead people. Gui: That's not possible. The young people of the 21st century should develop their moral, intellectual, physical, artistic, and cultural abilities in an all-round way! Xiao Gao: ... Don't you say you are a ghost from the Tang Dynasty? Ghost: Ghosts also have to keep pace with the times! Xiao Gao: ... Do you people in the Tang Dynasty talk like this? Ghost: Hey, hey, I have a headache! PS: This article is also called "Grave Fun"; it is completed at the speed of light; CP: Xiao Gao X Ghost Intention: