How to Break the Love at First Sight by the Demon King

I am a disaster star from heaven, and I live a life that brings misfortune to those around me every day. Either the school is on fire, or the upper bunk is broken. Until one day, a god suddenly appeared on my bedside: "Hey, I found you." Me: "???" Another day, my office colleague actually said that he was the legendary demon king and that he fell in love with me at first sight! ! I had no choice but to call 110. —————————————— New article seeking collection "I made a fortune by blowing rainbow farts" Lu Liuliu has a super power. When he gets angry, he can block signals, including WiFi and 4G, so he becomes the school bully. The students in the school, whose WiFi is always blocked, voted for the talkative, weak and money-grubbing Fang Zhibao to maintain the peace and beauty of the school bully with a bad temper. So Fang Zhibao pretended to be the school bully's fanboy, hugging the school bully's thighs professionally, showing courtesy, and blowing rainbow farts every day, making the school bully feel happy all over. Who would have thought that after he was blowing, the school bully would actually press him against the blackboard and kiss him! With this one bite, the wifi will not be disconnected for thirty days! The spring of Internet-addicted teenagers is here! But Fang Zhibao felt that the way the school bully looked at him was getting more and more wrong... School Bully: I know you like me. Fang Zhibao: = mouth = Note 1: The love between a router and a lighter, a campus cookie that everyone makes fun of, is more everyday. Note 2: There are various superpowers, which are smaller versions of normal superpowers. CP: Lu Liuliu (brain-boosting emperor, hamster control, cool in appearance and middle-class in heart) × Fang Zhibao (zippo) (poor, timid and helpless, but can blow rainbow farts) Intention: