不 Can't You Catch Someone If You Don't Know How to Play the Piano? 不会弹琴就追不到人? by Spicy Strips Cost 4 Yuan and 90 Cents. (辣条四块九毛九) StatusOngoingLength3k WordsGenreDanmei (BL)EraAlternate HistoryUpdated8y agoSourceJJWXC Request a translation Stats 1Favorites2Chapters204Clicks / chapter Tags ThemeEastern FanfictionPOVBottom-Lead (Shou)Age13+Lighthearted Synopsis "Can you play the piano?" "No." "Then can you dance with a sword?" "No." "Then what will you do?" "I will love you." Show more More by this author ( (General) the World Needs More Heroes Spicy Strips Cost 4 Yuan and 90 Cents.