Convulsive version copywriting
How to develop a qualified maid?
——If you can wash clothes and cook, you are not stupid if you are hardworking and capable.
How to develop a qualified royal maid?
——Absolutely obey the prince's orders, be available at any time, and not be afraid of grievances or hardships.
How to become Bell's personal maid?
——Knowing astronomy from above and geography from below, being as knowledgeable as a god and being able to make black tea. She is beautiful and beautiful, fresh and refined. She can make black tea and catch thieves. She can poison, set fire and kill people. She is good at all kinds of musical instruments and weapons...
A certain bucket: STOP——! ! This guy is no longer a fucking human! It's a must-have artifact at home! Hey, it's time to catch up with Doraemon! ! !
Bell (showing his knife): Hehehe, common people, do you have any opinions?
A certain bucket: ... What happened to this world? You still don't regard me as its author... Time machine, where is the time machine? I have to leave this place! !
Sylvia (silently took out a time machine from her sleeve): Is this what you are talking about?
A certain bucket (covering face): Okay, you are Doraemon.
Literary edition copywriting
In fairy tales, the prince will eventually be with the princess.
She is not a princess, just a little maid.
Stories about princes never seem to have anything to do with maids.
Even so, she still followed her prince without hesitation
"I know that I have never been a princess, and the prince's story has nothing to do with me. As long as my story is about the prince, it is worth it."
Princes in fairy tales cannot escape the fate of saving the princess and finally living happily with her.
Hehehe, it's a pity that he is not the prince in the fairy tale, and he is not interested in saving any princess.
"A prince doesn't need a princess, a well-behaved little maid is also good."
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All in all, this is a story about Doraemon (Pia Fei), ahem, a maid and a prince.
The author has great imagination and poor writing, and convulsions are common.
Cp Bell, HE [Of course, the premise is that this article has an ending
A certain barrel has gone forever on the way to the Honkai Prince. [Pia fly
Please read it after you are ready to face this zz convulsive article and have brought 20+ blue waves [deep bow]