God, Does Your Face Hurt?

In high school, Josie smoked a cigarette and stayed up late coding with everyone, bragging, "Except for code, there is nothing in this world that I can't get enough of watching for an hour!" In her senior year of high school, Yan Yan appeared at the graduation ceremony gorgeously in a white floor-length dress. Master Qiao stared at it all night without blinking. In front of friends, slap him in the face. In college, Josie kissed the trophy of the Information Security Open in front of the camera and swore in front of the whole country: "For the cause I love, I will never fall in love before I am thirty!" I have just graduated from my senior year, and the photo of the master kneeling down to propose has become the top 3 trending topic. Slap him in the face in front of his fans! At the wedding ceremony, Josie held the microphone and spoke eloquently, "Thank you to my wife for your admiration and infatuation with me over the years. I hope you will continue to carry forward this beautiful spirit in the days to come!" Amid the jeers and laughter of the guests, Yan Yan's smiling hand slowly touched Qiao Xi's cheek and asked softly: "Master, does your face hurt?" One day, I will design my own robot to express my love to you. *********** Ye Zi's follow-up article "He's So Slutty" Luo Yan is famous for being aloof in school; His starry eyes are deep and his temperament is outstanding, like a handsome young man walking out of a painting; When female classmates secretly watched him discuss, he always looked indifferent and taciturn. The buddy joked: "Brother Luo, you have this mouth, this face, these long legs, tsk tsk, if you give it to me, how many girls will we be obsessed with?" Luo Yan lowered his head to read, flipping the pages with his slender fingers. His profile was like jade, and he said nothing. Su Xiaoxiao beside him smiled secretly and kicked his shoes: "Hey, Mr. Monitor, my classmates are asking questions!" Return to the courtyard in the evening. Luo Yan held her hands and stared into her eyes, "The mouth is to kiss you; the face is to seduce you; the legs are to entangle you." He raised his eyebrows, "This classmate, how was my answer? Are you satisfied?" Su Xiaoxiao's face turned red, "So-so." Luo Yan's narrow eyes narrowed: "So-so?" He put his lips together, "I suggest you actually feel it." Afterwards... Luo Yan: "How are you now?" Su Xiaoxiao: "Five-star praise!" ——In front of others, I am a cold white horse, and behind others, I am your handsome man. The male protagonist is so sexy. Conception: