Once, there was a normal tenant in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. Half a month later, I regretted it - the current tenant is a vampire!
Someone: You are so cute, can you suck some blood from my mouth?
Me: Haha, no, go back to your room, you scumbag
Someone: Oh wow ~ This look is the most exciting ~
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Living a life of anemia and hair-raising like this, I was forced into a (fake) sex by a certain sexist, but I was not excited at all!
Me: #What should I do if there is a high-level dark creature vampire at home, waiting online, urgent#
First floor: Probably... Can it be used as a house? !
Second floor: First floor, I have washed my hands. Can I touch your penis? Oh, trophy?
Third floor: The referee on the first floor please return to the referee's seat.
Fourth floor: Class representative on the first floor, when will I be as good as you?
Me: ...(Turning the table) Hey, Institute of Mysterious Events, please take this natural black vampire away!