As the only daughter of the Phoenix King who is the most useless person in the fairy world, it is a virtue to cover her old face and be struck by lightning.
When she was a hundred years old, she was turned into a gray-headed black crow by rolling thunder, which shocked all the immortals.
When she was 200 years old, she was burned by heavenly fire into a roasted chicken with a fragrant aroma that spread all over the world, causing an uproar among the immortals.
However, when she was three hundred years old, the heavenly thunder and fire struck, causing a love disaster for no reason. Fortunately, it happened to hit the head of a certain god who she had teased repeatedly.
The gods open up wasteland and work hard to make money, while Fengjun, a useless person, grows vegetables and makes soup with a smile while watching the red apricots hit the wall.
All the immortals sighed, it was really a pair of villains with unparalleled fate.
This is a serious fairy tale novel, so there is a fairy-like god, a cold and coquettish female Phoenix... All of these are included! Without! Have! One piece of hanging wire, a pile of waste materials!
But don't worry, sir, this book has all the bloody jokes that a romance novel should have, including past lives, amnesia, knockdowns, and invincible cheats. All! Have!